Pursuant to recent revisions to Company Policy, going postal on this 24th day of December, Year of our Lord 1998, at 11:59am, comprises:
The above two pictures were taken pursuant to Company Policy which now requires documentation of the process of mailing packages pertaining to Company business.
Company Policy also recommends using Burst Mode on Shooting Sprees within a Postal Environment where postage is not displayed (e.g. where money is taken and packages are taken to a back room with a promise that they will have postage attached and be sent, but there is no visible display of postage).
Company Policy REQUIRES THAT YOU PHOTOGRAPH BOTH THE POSTAL CLERK AS WELL AS THE POSTAGE ITSELF, SHOWING CLEARLY THE DATE OF POSTING OF ANY DOCUMENTS PURSUANT TO COMPANY BUSINESS!!!