Privacy First!!!
In order to ensure your privacy, we have recently installed video surveillance
cameras in the restrooms. We want to protect your privacy individually, so we
have installed cameras in each individual stall, rather than having a single
overall surveillance camera.
We recognize that your privacy is an individual matter, and we want you to know
that we care about your privacy.
Tell us your privacy concerns.
We listen to our customers.
In fact we're listening to you right now!
We have created an extensive Privacy Policy in order to ensure that
your privacy is protected.
You can trust us to protect your privacy, because we use strong encryption
to ensure that only law enforcement officials and others with a need-to-know
have access to our video image data archives and offsite backup sites.
Moreover, when possible (when it would not delay legitimate safety and
security needs or suspicions),
we try to ensure that only same sex security guards view the video
data archives. Thus only suspicious persons or those engaging in
suspicious activity have any need to express privacy concerns.
Now Hiring
Because your privacy is so important to us, we have created many new positions
that need to be filled. Applicants must have experience in the installation
and concealment of video surveillance apparatus, and must be well versed in
computer and machine vision technologies. A degree in computer science or
electrical engineering is preferable.
We need staff to fill the following positions:
- Restroom Privacy Policy Advisor
- Restroom Privacy Commissioner of Canada
- Assistant Privacy Commissioner of Canadian Restrooms
- Associate Privacy Commissioner of Canadian Restrooms
- Vice Associate Privacy Commissioner of Canadian Restrooms
- Vice Assistant Privacy Commissioner of Canadian Restrooms
- Director of Privacy for Canadian Restrooms
- Producer of Privacy for Canadian Restrooms
- Line Producer of Privacy for Canadian Restrooms
- Supervising Producer of Privacy for Canadian Restrooms
- Post Productions Supervisor of Privacy for Canadian Restrooms
- Production Manager of Privacy for Canadian Restrooms
- Assistant Production Manager of Privacy for Canadian Restrooms
- Production Coordinator for Privacy of Canadian Restrooms
- Provincial Restroom Privacy Commissioner
- Municipal Restroom Privacy Commissioner
- Director of Privacy Policy for Canadian Restrooms
- Line Producer of Privacy Policy for Canadian Restrooms
- Post Productions Supervisor for Privacy Policies and Procedures in
Provincial Jurisdictions Not Covered at Either the Municipal
or Federal Level
As a staff person in our organization, your responsibility will be to
review video surveillance image data and work with us to enhance the privacy
of the data, and on overall system security. You will also work with us
to collect, generate, compile, and produce facts,
as part of our fact finding missions, and
to serve in an advisory role to present our facts to government and
industry officials.
As architects of a secure and private computer network,
you will also have an opportunity to win the prestigious Privacy Academy
awards granted to those who, through Policy and Procedure, offer the best
Privacy Services to the community.
Our current staff is committed to ensuring privacy:
The General Restroom Privacy Office recently prepared a
Privacy Impact Assessment, which the Office developed, as an example
of ``Best Practice'' collaborations between corporations and government:
This guideline for building and archiving video image databases states:
"Video image data must be used only for necessary or lawful purposes.
Any video archive must be sufficiently accurate, timely, relevant,
and complete to ensure the fair treatment of the individual depicted in
the video."
--S. Mann, Assistant Filing Clerk Trainee, 20010401