Benefits of joining World Subjectrights Foundation

• free updates and news;
• participation in scholarly debate and discourse;
• free freedom binding services (e.g. opportunity to be ``bound to freedom'' by the World Subjectrights Foundation or EXISTech Corporation);
• use of membership as a framework for getting freedom without seeming like you want it, e.g. getting freedom without the need to seem paranoid or irrational (see, for example, http://wearcam.org/subjectrightsagreement.htm);
• subservience empowerment and self-demotion possibilities, e.g. possibilitly to be hired as an Assistant Mailroom Clerk for EXISTech Corporation's Subjectrights Division, and thus being bound to the freedoms of being an Assistant Mailroom Clerk;
• possibility of being required to wear a freedom uniform, to experience turning the tables on the surveillance superhighway;
• possible use of our special secure fingerprint scanning briefcase that anyone except you can open (you can program it to deny access with your fingerprints so that anyone wishing to search the briefcase must submit to being fingerprinted) great for carrying your identification cards or keeping your papers in order;
• coming soon: members will be able to rent space in our level four cleanroom laboratory for leaving your papers in order. this means that anyone accompanying you to search your papers must undergo decontamination.