Terms and Conditions of Use displayed on
poster behind the exhibit:
To download a FREE seating license, simply swipe
your credit card or government issued Photo ID card
through the slot on the chair. Your credit card is for
identification purposes only! The seating is FREE!!!
By enrolling for Seating Services you agree to the
following Terms and Conditions of Use:
Uniform Security Ecommerce Accounting Transactions Act (UseatA)
Terms and Conditions of Use:
- You agree not to attempt to understand how chairs work.
- You agree not to try to discover how software works.
- You agree not to practice the Scientific Method (TM).
NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT (NDA) and NON COPYING AGREEMENT:
- You agree not to describe your Seating Experience (TM) to others,
or to write about your Seating Experience (TM) without the express
written permission of ExisTECH Corp.
- You agree not to capture any photographic, visual, or other forms of
memory of this service. You further agree to forget what your Seating
Experience (TM) was like after your free trial Seating License
expires. Moreover you agree that remembering is copying and that
copying is Theft.
Swipe Card to agree to these Terms and Conditions of Use.
If you do not agree to these terms, remain standing indefinitely
and do not use our Seating Services.
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