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DECONverse


(Shoe in ".png" file format to avoid need to purchase ".gif" software license)

The CONverse is also true

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DECONstruct the verse
of the subverse,
because the subverse
is the adverse.
The subversion
of adversion
is itself a subtext
to the adtext
that subvertisment is advertisment,
that "Sub" is "Ad(d)",
in a DECONversation of plus and minus,
where +=-.

And if plus equals minus, it must be zero.
The ALL STAR is the NO STAR, no greater or less than <*.



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DECONtaminate yourself from the illusory pretext that culture jamming subverts culture spamming! Culture jamming IS culture spamming. Take your shoes and your software off at the door, before you enter this site! This is not an ad for selling software that tells us to buy nothing! The ultimate hypocrite is the barefoot shoemaker. The emporer has no clothes because he just went through DECONtamination. And took his shoes off at the door. To the stripdown room. That leads to the shower room. To view the rest of this page you must PURCHASE MacroMedia Flash, Adobe Payperview, and Trusted Lockdown. Prisoners, please return to your cells at the shoe factory. Wake up and smell the Uncola, an "uncommercial" for the unbrand. Seven of Zero. Because an UNcommercial is just a commercial for the UN. Pepsi's satire is culture jamming the Coke Generation. Capitalism is competition! Every lesser brand is an unbrand to the greater brands. Pepsi's use of culture jamming tactics against Coke is merely their way of admitting they're not number one. Or Number Seven. Culture jammers are losers of the brand wars. And asymmetric warfare leads to terrorism. The losers are called "terrorists". But the winners go down in history as "freedom fighers". So if you're jamming you're a loser. You're a terrorist. And if you're spamming you're a winner, (perhaps formerly a freedom fighter).
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DECONcrete poetry by EXISTech employee number 9432, acting in the capacity of Part-Time Assistant Filing Clerk Trainee.
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(Satire of sneaker ad; click to see original webpage as it appears to people who use GNU Linux rather than PURCHASING software.)

Previous Satire of Adbusters


Adbusters promotes overconsumption and proprieterrorism of the web


True culture jamming: If you're going to donate to any cause, donate to Freshpair.com for some exellent street theatre of the adsurd.